Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.

Tip Number 23: How to succeed in dating. If you want to get ahead in the dating world follow one simple rule!

GO GAY!

Its so obvious that dating a member of the same sex, not only ups your profile, but also makes you look cool! There’s nothing better than looking cool in the dating world. By dating somebody of the same sex you automatically reach respected level and people wanna party with you all the time!

In finding a gay partner, always search for somebody that isn’t as well known as you, then they will be known as YOUR partner.

You can also fool around with people of the opposite sex, as it’s technically not cheating.

Anyways, Join me next time for my tips on Acting.

UNOFFICIAL PROMOTER FOR THE NEWLY REBOOTED 

WHAT DOES BILLY KNOW? 

PODCAST

note: Dannii Minogue has No affiliation with this podcast at all! its a bit of fun and if we lived in a world where ham sandwiches were currency then maybe she would be connected……………….But it’s not.

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OFFICIAL POSTER FOR

THE ODDcast PODcast with ADAM & BILLY

I’ve been getting some Stick from Katie Waissel Fans on Twitter, because they heard in my Podcasts “The ODDcast PODcast with Adam & Billy” that we take the piss out of the Notorious X Factor contestant. In the podcast we have a character called “Katie Weasel” whose a ‘Sarf Landun Rude bitch! And not a representation of the Real Katie Waissel. I myself am a fan, whereas co presenter Billy isn’t. Katie Weasel has taken a life of her own and doesn’t reflect the Real Katie Waissel at all. So any Waissel Warriors out there ready to hate me, fine! But I’m a closet Waissel Fan really! Katie Waissel deserves more credit for being so strong! And for the record, I like her pointy chin :) Thank you The ODDcast PODcast Find us on iTunes

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Miranda July - The Future

The New Indie Flick from Miranda July is 100% Insane and totally off the wall. If Quirky met strange and has a one night stand, and then that illigitimate baby turned out to be born with a  birth defect such a massive birth mark over their face and a speech impededement, then you’d still be looking at something more normal than this!

Looks Amazing!

When a couple decides to adopt a stray cat their perspective on life changes radically, literally altering the course of time and space and testing their faith in each other and themselves.

Check it out! 

Fearne Cotton - Face for Radio?

Remember the Days when they use to say “You’ve got a Face for Radio” ?

Well I’d be complimented nowadays!

Maybe they would also say you’ve got a Body for Radio too!

Fearne Cotton - Breaking the Mould