Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.
Tip Number 43: The best way for people to like you is to always smile, be friendly, strike up an interesting conversation and have a friend distract people whilst you walk out of the shop without paying. When you are as well liked and respected as me, then you don’t have to pay for things anymore. It’s brilliant
Join me next time for my next tip on how to get that movie role you’ve always dreamed of.
Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.
Tip Number 91: If you ever want to bag your ultimate Dream Movie Role, you must simply follow these rules.
1) Spend More time partying and falling out of nightclubs than actually acting.
2) Never Ever turn up to an audition on time, it shows that you are desperate.
3) Try not to perform to the best of your ability at the audition always looks disinterested, bored and maybe even a little drunk/hungover. This makes them want you more
and 4) The most important part of bagging THAT dream role. Slag off the Crew and Directors to the press. This will make the Directors and Crew realise that you are ready for this and they will respect you!
These should all work! I am waiting for that Dream Role as I have executed these perfectly. Any Day now I’ll be getting that role and Oscars will be a-calling!
Join me next time for the advice on Making the Press your best friend :)
Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.
Tip Number 165: If you want to suceed in Hollywood you must always try and get the Press on your side. Each time you see a Paparazzi you must flash them your naughty bits, swear at them drunkenly, run them over in your big 4x4 and cry in front of them when you get thrown out a nightclub and fall down on the ground and graze your knee.
The Press are always waiting for you to say something stupid, so best thing is to say stupid things on a daily basis. This can range from anything from Slagging off Directors, spouting rubbish about Hindu style religions and being so delusional about your career, that when you have something worthwhile to say, they will treat it with respect.
Always make sure you are in the papers and magazines, regardless of what for. If your seen, then your popular.
Join me next time for my tips on dating.
Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.
Tip Number 23: How to succeed in dating. If you want to get ahead in the dating world follow one simple rule!
GO GAY!
Its so obvious that dating a member of the same sex, not only ups your profile, but also makes you look cool! There’s nothing better than looking cool in the dating world. By dating somebody of the same sex you automatically reach respected level and people wanna party with you all the time!
In finding a gay partner, always search for somebody that isn’t as well known as you, then they will be known as YOUR partner.
You can also fool around with people of the opposite sex, as it’s technically not cheating.
Anyways, Join me next time for my tips on Acting.
BARKER PODCASTS: In Yo’ Face #1 - Intro….That’s it!
So 2013 is the Year when The Barker PODcasts Collection attacks all NEW Media Platforms. Aswell as Blogs and Podcasts WE are making MORE Video entertainment for you guys!
Here is #1 of The Brand New VLOG “In Yo’ Face”
This is a Simple Intro Video, But Hopefully if you Guys and Girls start throwing ideas, suggestions and questions my way, then I will use them for the next Episode.
So, Are you ready to Join the #NOTlistening #NOTwatching #NOTgettinginvolved Gang? Let Me Know…..or don’t!
