Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to being well Respected and Liked.
Tip Number 91: If you ever want to bag your ultimate Dream Movie Role, you must simply follow these rules.
1) Spend More time partying and falling out of nightclubs than actually acting.
2) Never Ever turn up to an audition on time, it shows that you are desperate.
3) Try not to perform to the best of your ability at the audition always looks disinterested, bored and maybe even a little drunk/hungover. This makes them want you more
and 4) The most important part of bagging THAT dream role. Slag off the Crew and Directors to the press. This will make the Directors and Crew realise that you are ready for this and they will respect you!
These should all work! I am waiting for that Dream Role as I have executed these perfectly. Any Day now I’ll be getting that role and Oscars will be a-calling!
Join me next time for the advice on Making the Press your best friend :)